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Creative writing dogs and cats

Creative Writing: Dogs and Cats

The cursed cat. He was grinning at them, that insolent face just

grinning and staring, those disgusting whiskers twitching, the disgusting muddy

fur, the disgusting hole in his ear.

Scampi and Mustard stood at the bottom of the tree, tongues slowly

moving in and out. It was over, both of them knew. They stared right back at the

mangy cat with hate in their eyes. Its tail was curling back and forth.

"Can't we wait this time?"

"No."

"But-"

"We could stand here all day, but we'd have to leave sometime. What's

the use?"

Scampi smacked the tree with his little paw. Nature was most unjust. The

cat began cleaning itself arrogantly. The nerve, thought Scampi. Here's this new

cat, obviously fresh out of the bad part of town, no owner, no home, no nothing,

thinking it can roam around like a king.

"There's a chain of command around here!" Scampi snarled.

"Okay, it's over." Mustard sighed and lay down. This was the third time

in a week that they'd failed. He had been around long enough to know when he was

beat.

"No respect. Where's the respect?" Scampi circled the tree in a haze of

anger, his tiny legs beating furiously on the grass. The beagle could never

quite get over a loss. Mustard lay his head on the ground and watched the

passage of time on the street while Scampi vented.

Soon, Roy the Basset and his owner walked by. Mustard nodded hello.

"Who's that?" Roy asked, looking in the tree.

"Dunno. New in town."

"Which house?"

"No house."

"Freeloader, hm? Give him one from me." Roy's owner shushed him. Poor

guy. Owner was one of those uppity types who had to have everything perfect.

Mustard rolled on his belly. They had better catch the thing quick, or

the whole neighbourhood would ridicule them. The brazen cat had been rooting

around in gardens for a while, a slap in the face even to the cats, of whom

there was admittedly a minority on the block. But who knows about cats? They

never knew how to handle these things. It was up to the dogs to keep the balance

of the neighbourhood in check. Today had been the worst by far. They had spotted

the hobo a whole block away, quite by chance, so there was no real way of

planning an attack. That wasn't really Scampi's style anyway, so they started

running. The cat took off for the hedges around that corner house, trying to

lose them in the underbrush, but the two dogs knew the block like the backs of

their paws. Scampi stayed at the opening while Mustard circled around and up the

porch from the other side. He stepped gingerly over the creaks and perched under

the rail, overlooking the overgrown yard. The cat was scrambling from end to end

trying to find an exit, but there was only one, Mustard knew. He jumped and

almost had him, but the cat was streetwise and his senses were necessarily keen;

he dashed out the hole before Mustard hit the ground. Following, Mustard plowed

through the opening and found Scampi on his back. He said the cat scratched him,

but Mustard knew it had simply barreled the little dog over. At this point it

was really over, but they gave chase across the street and watched the streak of

orange and brown disappear up the tree. The same tree it had climbed the last

two times.

Scampi seemed to be calming down. He was sniffing the air to see if

there was anything interesting around. It was still the morning of a fine, early

spring day and there was much to be done.

"This is embarrassing. Now we just walk away and that's that, the bum

thinks it can do as it pleases. I'm telling you, this really chaps my ass."

"Yeah, well..." The yellow dog stood up. Not quite spaniel, not quite

hound, he was a respected figure on the block. He had tenure. Scampi had a ways

to go yet. They walked down the road.

"Think Lulu might be in town? I think the winter's almost through."

"Maybe."

Scampi kept looking back at the tree. "I think she might be back in town.

Where do they all go in the winter?"

"You mean the owners?"

"Yeah."

"South."

"South? What, like the birds?"

"It's warm in the south."

"Why don't they all go south?"

"Dunno."

"Why don't they just get more furs?"

"Dunno."

Mustard and Scampi walked like this often. Mustard had gotten used to

Scampi's badgering. He was a good companion. They were always discovering

something new within the few blocks they roamed and there was always news of the

neighbourhood to keep up with. It was a carefree life, except for the occasional

mishap like the stray cat.

Across the street they saw a friend earnestly digging in his owner's

beautiful garden.

"Fontenelle!"

A droopy-looking Weimarauner turned his head. Mustard and Scampi

strolled over.

"Hello, boys." Fontenelle was making large holes around the plants.

"Hey, that's not good, you know. I mean, you know, they really don't

like that." Scampi wanted to join in. "I figure you'd know that."

Fontenelle was regarded around the area as something of a genius. His

owner was apparently an incredibly smart person, some kind of teacher, and it

was generally accepted that it had rubbed off on Fontenelle. This may have been

praise from the loving pet, however.

"There's no problem. My owner will be pleased. You see, these plants

here are a blight to the garden. He wants nothing to do with them."

"How do you tell the good ones from the bad ones?"

"Experience."

"Why don't you just rip them out?"

"Because it is necessary to pull the roots out as well, lest the plants

grow back. I like to be thorough."

Mustard watched as Scampi started digging. He was always learning new

things from Fontenelle. Fontenelle thought about things differently. He went in

different directions. Mustard didn't know how to put it exactly, but his friend

could just pluck things out of the air that Mustard couldn't even see. The ideas

were baffling sometimes, but Fontenelle was rarely incorrect.

Out of the corner of his eye, Mustard saw a flash of orange. He perked

up just in time to receive a huge wad of hair and mucous in his face.

"It's him!" Scampi yelled and was off like a shot. Mustard scrambled

after, wiping his face on the grass. He blearily saw Scampi dashing down the

road. The cat was almost his.

"I got him! I got him! I got you, baby!" Scampi was close enough to

reach out and touch it, but the cat veered right. Mustard saw the end right

there. Another tree. Like it had jumped up on the branch.

Scampi actually grabbed hold of the tree a few inches off the ground,

but he fell. Mustard and Fontenelle ran over.

"No! No no no no!" Scampi was foaming and biting the tree. "This is not

happening! Tell me this is not happening! I can't take it!"

Mustard looked up at the cat. It was settling down for a nice nap. It

looked at Mustard one more time with the same insolent stare and then closed its

eyes.

Cat, Mustard thought, your days are numbered.

"It is quite a predicament. This particular creature is certainly more

agile than it looks."

"Yeah, we know that, thank you." Scampi was pacing around. This loss

certainly wouldn't go away. The three were back on Fontenelle's lawn, keeping a

close watch on the tree.

"What exactly are you proposing?"

Mustard growled. "I don't know. This isn't working. We need an edge. We

never had a real enemy like this. There's no chasing cats around here, it was

only ever really in fun and we're too old for that. This one, I dunno, it plays

by a different set of rules."

"Yeah, all the cats around here have some respect." Scampi attacked a

weed.

"Boys, we may need to rely on some outside assistance." Fontenelle

placed his head on his paws, deep in thought.

"You mean call the whole neighbourhood to help out?" Scampi asked.

"No... not necessarily. I'm thinking more along the lines of... human

help."

"The owners won't be able to catch it."

"Yes, I'm aware of that. I was thinking that perhaps we might use some

of their... tools."

"Tools?" Mustard was intrigued.

"Yes. I have observed my owner over the years, and he is familiar with

many, many tools."

"How can you possibly know what they're for?"

"As I told your friend here, experience. Come here, I'll show you

something."

Fontenelle led them around to the back of the house, much to the protest

of Scampi, who wanted to stay and guard the cat. It was agreed that he would

keep vigil in the front yard. Mustard and Fontenelle went around to a smaller

building.

"Is someone in there?"

"No, we'll get in ourselves."

"How?"

"Well, this part here, the entrance, has that small, protruding piece,

see there?"

"Mm-hm."

"Now, what my owner does is... sort of..." Fontenelle reared back on his

hind legs a few times, trying to catch the piece in his mouth. Finally he did.

Struggling to keep balance, he walked slowly backward, pulling the piece along.

Miraculously, the entrance slid open a few inches. Mustard recalled seeing his

owner do this many times, but the entrance looked different and the wall swung

outwards.

"Voila," said Fontenelle as he nudged the entrance open further. Inside

were several highly complex instruments.

"Now, I'm looking for one in particular." Fontenelle searched through

dust, dirt and strange machinery. Mustard could only wonder what some of the

objects were, but he recognized the shape of a few, if not the function. One

held his attention."

"Hey, this is ours," said Mustard.

"What?"

"This big orange thing with the long jagged part here. It's my owner's.

He lays it on a bush and it sort of chops it up. It looks just the same. Maybe

your owner stole it."

"My owner does not steal." Fontenelle moved to the other wall. "There it

is. Up there."

Mustard looked up to see two long bars attached by several smaller bars.

Fontenelle came under the bottom and nosed it upwards, trying to dislodge it.

With Mustard's help it came away and fell clattering backwards, hurting both

dogs' ears.

"How is this going to be useful?"

"Just wait. Help me take it out." Each picked up one small bar with

their jaws and managed to carry it out of the little building and through the

yard, dropping it only once. They came around to the front where Scampi was

staring hatefully at the tree.

Fontenelle dropped his end. "Scampi, behold. The cat-catcher."

Scampi looked doubtful, but the three of them dragged it over to the

tree. The cat yawned and regarded them uninterestedly.

"All right then, this might get tricky. We have to lean this contraption

up against the tree." The trio looked at it lying there.

"I understand," said Mustard with a grin. "It's like steps. You're

supposed to climb up."

"That's right. However, leaning it will be a problem." Fontenelle walked

slowly around the object. Scampi tried to lift the front with his mouth just to

see what happened. It gave the Weimarauner an idea.

"Scampi," he began, "stay right there and drop your end. Don't let it

move. Mustard, you lift the other end up." Each puzzled dog did as he was told.

Fontenelle then walked under the object which Mustard was holding.

Putting his head down, he walked forward. The object was now squarely on his

back. As he walked forward, it pushed on his back. Scampi had to dig into the

ground so it wouldn't move. Fontenelle kept moving forward and the raised front

end was raised some more. Mustard let go. He was amazed. It was all so simple.

Fontenelle strained against the thing as he moved towards its center and it

lifted still higher. The cat was very interested now. Mustard joined Scampi in

holding the bottom down while Fontenelle pushed against them but not against

them. Each animal was working very hard.

"You have to come forward," Fontenelle said. "It won't reach the tree."

By this time the bars were fairly high, so it wasn't as much of a strain to push

them forward. At last, this delicate balance gave out and Fontenelle toppled

forward. The bars smacked against the tree, wobbled... and just barely held.

"I don't believe this!" yelled Scampi. "We actually did it!" With

reckless abandon, Scampi leaped on the bottom bar and nearly knocked the whole

works down. After a harsh scolding, it was decided that Scampi should be the one

to go since he was the smallest, but with extreme caution.

The beagle put his paws on the second bar and hoisted. It took several

tries, but he got his legs up. At the third bar, Scampi found that he would have

less luck dragging himself across the bars vertically than trying to get a

foothold on each one. He was doing it. He looked back at his friends and then up

at the cat.

"How you doing up there? Not too good, huh?" The cat had resumed his

vacant stare.

Scampi showed great patience in getting to the fourth bar and then the

fifth. He was more than halfway there. Mustard and Fontenelle stood waiting at

the bottom of the tree for the glorious moment of the cat's descent.

Just as Scampi cleared the sixth bar, the cat leaned forward. Fontenelle

realized what was going to happen.

"Scampi! Jump down!"

But it was too late. With several quick motions, the cat batted the

climber to the left and with agonizing slowness, it twisted and fell, pinning

Scampi underneath. Fontenelle came to his rescue, untangling the livid beagle.

Once again, Mustard looked into the blank, mangy face. Maybe not so

blank.

"Well, that was just dandy, Mr. Genius," griped Scampi. "I've been

personally humiliated three times today, and one of those times I nearly KILLED

MYSELF!"

Fontenelle was sitting dejectedly back in his yard. "Why didn't I see

it?" he kept muttering. The two were a sorry sight.

Mustard, however, was very much eager to continue. He considered this

latest defeat a personal attack; first the hairball in the face, then poor

Scampi's accident. That was a cold-blooded move, Mustard had no doubt. The cat

could have knocked over the ladder as soon as they put it up, but no, it waited

until Scampi was high off the ground. This had gone beyond getting the stray

jumped out of the neighbourhood - the cat had declared war.

"Come on. You have tons of ideas. There has to be something else."

"I'm trying," said Fontenelle. "I don't know. If there was some way of

getting him from the ground, we'd be in business."

From the ground. Mustard considered this condition. He vaguely recalled

a sharp pain he'd received years ago from one of Scampi's owner's offspring. The

child was older and ostensibly more mature now, but at one time he was the

terror of the block. For no reason, he would begin playing with the dogs and

then suddenly whip out a piece of wood or something and somehow made it fire

rocks. It was a nasty device with a long range.

"Scampi," he began, "do you remember when your little owner used to hit

us with rocks?"

"Yeah. Lil' bastard. I peed in his closet for years."

"Do you remember what he used?"

Scampi's face brightened. "You wanna use what he used, is that it?"

"Yeah, but I have no idea what it was. You know if he still has it?"

"Mmm... he might."

A trek was made to Scampi's. Fontenelle stayed behind to guard their

quarry, who was deviously napping. Scampi's home had a small opening just for

him, a feature Mustard wished for daily. Impatiently, Mustard waited while the

owners patted him and scratched him and spoke to him in that tone owners always

used. Fontenelle had once suggested that they mistakenly believed they the dogs

could understand them in this tongue, but he had yet to prove the theory.

Scampi let the younger owners lead them around.

"We need to get up the steps and into where the older one sleeps. I

think it might be in there. I hope it's in there."

"Here, do the chase thing."

Scampi scrambled back and forth, a signal to the children that he wished

them to chase him. It was good for a few laughs now and then, but the young ones

never seemed to tire of it. At any rate, it was serving a purpose.

Scampi led Mustard quickly up the steps and into the little area where

the one child slept. At this point the dogs gave up the game.

"Now what?" asked Mustard.

"Now maybe they'll stay here. They usually do."

"What if they don't?"

"Then we'll fake being tired. They'll get bored fast."

There was no need, however; the children were playing in no time with

reckless abandon. Toys were strewn and chaos ensued.

"Okay, start looking."

"I don't know what for."

"Well, just... here, just grab a bunch of stuff. Whatever looks

interesting."

Mustard had played with enough children to know his way around. The

round, soft, colourful things were no good. There was a long, silver stick with

two ends that the little female owner kept twirling. No good. There were strange

looking creatures, for some arcane reason made in the image of grotesque animals.

No good. There was an extremely strange bent, green, bar-like object that you

could actually see through; Mustard made a grab for it just in case.

"I think I got it," Scampi said through clenched teeth. With that, they

made a graceful exit, each holding a mouthful of bizarre items.

It was high noon when they made their way back to the yard, and they saw

a familiar face. Killer the pitbull from down the way had come visiting. Killer

was one of those poor canines whose unfortunate name belied his lovable nature,

despite his owner's attempts to prove otherwise.

Mustard and Scampi dumped the contents of their mouths on to the grass.

The group stared at their bounty.

"Geez, you guys couldn't catch him after four times? Wow. And then with

that big tall step-thing? Wow."

"Yes, thank you, Killer, but this time we think we have something. As

soon as Mustard here figures it out."

"No, none of this stuff looks familiar."

"I'm not sure if I remember either," said Scampi, nosing through the

objects.

"I think it might have been like tree wood. That's what it looked like."

Fontenelle scratched at one oddly shaped item. "Might this here be tree

wood?"

The whole gang leaned in. It had a dry but organic kind of scent, dulled

by years of handling by the owners.

"Smells like trees," Scampi said, inhaling deeply.

"By process of elimination, and based on all our evidence, this must be

the one."

"If you say so." Mustard lifted it in his mouth. "But how does this

thing possibly have any use?"

It was some sort of wooden protrusion, veering off in two different

directions at the middle. The two offshoots were joined by some kind of white

band, some strange material. Fontenelle took it and began exploring it, doting

over the white band.

"Pliant."

"Stretchy?"

"Hm."

Scampi tugged at the band and it was pulled backwards, with some

difficulty. This intrigued Fontenelle.

"Boy, you guys, you sure aren't going to catch a cat this way." Killer

watched the proceedings with some contempt, but he was highly interested. He

hadn't seen the miracle of the steps.

"Sh." Fontenelle played with the band, tugging it as far as it would go.

After a minute or so of this, the band got away from him and snapped back

audibly.

"That's it!" said Mustard. The memory was painful but very clear now.

The sound brought it all back. "When it snaps, the stones come out."

"I didn't see any stones," Scampi said doubtfully.

"Ah, I think I understand. We must put the stones in and then snap the

band. It's ingenious. No wonder they're the owners."

"What do you mean?" asked Killer.

"Well, they're the owners. We're not the owners, no one else is an owner.

This is probably why."

Blank faces.

"You see, this is a rather simple concept, but we wouldn't know how to

begin... we don't truly understand... all that there is. That they've done."

More blank faces. "So, why wouldn't they be the owners?" Scampi inquired

slowly.

"Well, yes, they are. They are the owners. But... because..." Fontenelle

let the subject drop. He couldn't explain it himself.

Several good-size stones were gathered up from the garden. Once more,

the stalwart troupe, one stronger now, marched over to the tree. The cat was

still there. It was growing restless.

"You wanna come down? Do you? We'll get you down. Make no mistake."

Scampi snarled at his nemesis, a less-than-terribly frightening sight.

Mustard held the wood piece in his teeth. Scampi came up in front of him

and placed a stone on top of the thin band, where it promptly fell on Mustard's

head.

"No, no," Fontenelle said as he picked up the stone. He came around to

the back and placed his mouth over the band. Pulling his neck back, he stretched

the band, but Mustard lost his jaw hold and the object snapped back and struck

Fontenelle square in the eye.

"You have to hold it tight!" Fontenelle yelled as he nursed his eye.

Luckily, he could still see. He tried a second time; he pulled back on the band,

this time with Mustard in full control, worked the stone in front and let go.

This time the stone fell just past Mustard's head.

Scampi was impatient. "This isn't working!" He exclaimed. The cat was

slightly puzzled but not in the least threatened by these shenanigans.

"It will work. Scampi, you have to pull. You have the smallest muzzle."

"Thanks."

"No, I mean you won't clomp down on the whole thing. Come around here."

"What if he lets go again?"

"He won't. Come here."

Scampi mimicked Fontenelle's actions. He pulled back on the band and let

the stone go. It actually flew a few feet.

"Hey, I did it! I did it! Oh, cat, I'm gonna put another hole in those

ears."

"This time pull back harder, like I did before."

With vicious glee, Scampi yanked the band back as far as he could take

it without Mustard letting go. He opened his mouth and watched the stone rocket

forward, way across the yard. This was met with acclaim.

"Now hit the cat," Mustard said.

Scampi was enjoying this. He had no idea why it was happening exactly,

but he had power. The cat looked worried for the first time.

The next shot veered off to the left, with half as much speed.

"I said get the cat."

"I know!"

The next one smacked the tree straight ahead with a resounding pop. With

frustration, Scampi got careless. The next three tried ended up rolling out his

mouth or landing on Mustard.

"What's the matter? Why haven't you got him?"

"This stupid thing doesn't work! It won't go up!"

Fontenelle thought. "It seems that while Mustard faces the same way, the

stone will go that way. Interesting. Try rolling over."

Mustard rolled.

"Now grip it straight upwards. Good. Now go."

Scampi pulled back the band and the wood pulled backwards a little as

well. This time the stone sailed upwards and then down. Pulling harder, the

stone flew further upwards. Trial and error gave way to some truths: Pulling too

hard would cause the stone to fly straight upwards, going nowhere. If Mustard

moved his head while not allowing any give, the stone would move in different

ways. Bent forward, the stone rose up and away from Scampi. Cocked sideways, the

stone cracked against the building.

Only one stone actually reached the cat, but it was weak and more or

less landed alongside the cat, who had once again grown bored. It was clear that

this method needed some revision.

"Oh, come on! I was getting it! I would've done it!" Scampi sulked by

the tree.

Fontenelle was at a loss. He could see no further alterations to the

wooden piece or what they were doing. Dejection and melancholy set in.

Through all of this, Killer had been very quiet. He recognized what the

stone was doing and trotted back to Fontenelle's yard to retrieve another object.

"Here, why don't you guys use this?"

"What is it?"

"Well, I guess I don't really know the name of it or anything, but it

does what that thing does."

"Oh?" Mustard was remembering Killer's last idea, which had been to

drink all the tangy water that the children on the block had brought out and had

given to passing owners. Killer was still considered a menace around these parts.

His plans needed to be taken with a grain of salt.

"Come on, guys. It'll work. My owner has a whole bunch. He uses it and

the stones fly out really fast."

"Is that what he does?" Fontenelle perked up. He had been to Killer's

home and heard his owner making nasty sounds in the back. The one time he had

been brave enough to look, he had seen several objects falling as if by

themselves; he recognized them as the containers his food usually came out of.

Killer's owner was holding a large something-or-other and each time it made that

deafening noise, a can would fall. Then the owner would hoot and holler in

happiness.

"Is that really what this thing does? Make the stones fly out? Boys,

listen to this. I believe we've found the answer. I've seen it in action."

"But geez, this doesn't really look the same as any he has."

"No?"

"No way."

"Let us see."

"Oh, I don't know guys, we shouldn't really be messing with them. We

could try this?"

Mustard examined the strange green object. It was shaped like a bent bar,

but it was more rectangular. There were ridges and contours that didn't seem to

make sense. It looked like you could see inside. There was a long tube inside

which ran down to the corner part where the bend was. Here was a round piece

connecting each part. Inside this small loop was an extension of the tube, a

hard white thing you could push. With great difficulty Mustard pushed it.

Nothing happened.

"No, I guess this isn't it. Sorry, guys. But my owner has that thing

that you said. But we shouldn't touch it."

"Killer," Fontenelle began, "do you see that cat?"

"Uh-huh."

"Do you know what it is?"

"A cat?"

"It's a stray. It feeds off what is rightfully ours. It's as bad as if

it were snatching your own food away."

"Really?"

"Oh yes. It needs to be stopped, Killer. It could destroy the way we

live around here. Do you want that?"

"No."

"Then let's see those stone-throwers. We'll stop him for good."

"Okay. I hate that cat."

"Good. Boys?"

True to form, one of the pack stayed behind - Scampi again. The other

three came into Killer's disheveled yard and into the open door. Killer's owner

was the only one Mustard knew who didn't close the door.

The inside resembled the yard, but no one took any notice. Killer led

the three to the large case on the wall.

Inside were several large replicas of the green squared bar, but the

impact was far greater. These looked serious. Even to Fontenelle, the parts that

flowed together in each whole seemed far too complex to comprehend. Mustard felt

a certain foreboding, but the mission was of paramount importance. The cat

deserved... this.

"Which one?" Mustard gazed at them all. There were variations on the

green plaything, but none were see-through. many were extremely long and some

actually bore no resemblance whatsoever to their only model. The only

characteristic common to all was that loop on the bottom with a small, thin

piece inside.

"That one," said Fontenelle. "It looks the simplest."

Scampi was engaged in a staring contest with the cat. This one was very

good. Scampi's eyes hurt him terribly. A considerable amount of time had passed

and he had not moved a muscle. The sound of his friends returning broke his gaze.

They were dragging a long, brown, mostly flat piece of wood. That was

the one end. The other end looked dark and not wooden at all. It was made up of

two long tubes connected to the wood by some kind of contraption with several

small, interlocked parts.

No one said anything as they sat around it, taking it all in. It was

brilliant in its design and complexity. Mustard felt a sense of having crossed a

line. What they were doing now wasn't simply revenge, they were treading into

the realm of the owners. A faint glimmer of understanding about what Fontenelle

had said came to him: Exactly what were the owners capable of?

They would certainly find out before the day was through. Mustard was

sure.



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