Initial Draft: 11/6
Final Draft: 11/13
Destroying Your Health By Smoking Cigarettes
If you really want to ruin your health then smoking cigarettes is one of the best ways I know how to do it. Smoking cigarettes cause lung cancer, emphysema, and the one thing that most people notice right off hand is bad breath. If you are into destroying your health, I want you to follow these step so that you can be on your way to an unhappy and unhealthy life, number one buy the cigarettes, number two smoke them, and number three this one is really important never ever quit smoking.
I have found that most people who want to destroy themselves quickly will smoke a no filtered brand of cigarettes, so let say you picked out the brand Pallmall-Reds. I understand these are one of the strongest brands of cigarettes you can buy. Yes, there are plenty of other brands of cigarettes out there but why bother going threw all that money to pick the right one when you can take my word on it? These are really strong cigarettes. How do I know, because take one out and look at it, you will notice that there is no filter on the end of it. Due to no filter you will get none of the toxins filtered Without filtering out some of the toxins you will destroy yourself quicker; that is the goal we are seeking, is it not? Lets take out one of our friends (we will call them that to be funny) and look at it. It is about five to six inches in length, maybe a half inch wide with little brown things that look somewhat like coffee grounds inside a thin white paper cylinder. Smell it, a significant number of people actually enjoy the way tobacco products smell, but they will not smoke them. I myself find that ominously odd.
Now smoking the cigarette is very important. If you do not smoke it you will not reach your goal to destroy your health. So let us begin with the lighting of the cigarette. Place the cigarette in your mouth, just the tip of it. Do not bother with looking to put the filtered end in your mouth, because if you remember there is no filter on is brand of cigarette. After you have placed our friend in your mouth you will need to tilt your head. Tilting is something most people do when "lighting up," this process is what majority of people do. Now when you tilt your head it really does not make a difference which way you tilt it. In my opinion when tilting occurs you will tilt left or right depending on which hand you use, then again I am no expert on tilting to "light up." At this time we will light the end that is opposite of the end that is in our mouths. We will call this end of the cigarette the "cherry," this term is slang and the only slang term I know. Notice the reddish, orange glow that occurs after you have lit the "cherry." Some people say that is it a beautiful color. Now that we have started the procedure to destroying your health, let make sure we never forget to inhale. Inhaling is how you get the cigarette smoke into your lungs, which in turn (somehow) places the toxins into your body. The proper why to inhale cigarette smoke is to exhale (letting all the air out of you lungs) first, then place the cigarette in your mouth as we discussed before and draw in on the cigarette. Inhaling is just like taking in a deep breath. If you need to practice before you start with the real thing, I would recommend do that. I would recommend doing a little practicing first.
All right now that we are on the right road to destroying our health lets remember that we should never ever try to quit. Quitting is something that well only help you in making your health better, and that is not the goal we have set for ourselves. Cigarettes help keep you thin and give you energy if you quit you will only get remarkably obese on top of becoming extraordinarily tired. Sure maybe that only happens to some people, but if you do quit you will most likely become a healthier person in the long run. We can not let that happen. Now can we?
Remember the steps I have laid out for you buy the cigarettes a strong non-filtered one is the best. Smoke them, after you have practiced try getting up to at least six packs a day, and the last and most important thing never ever try to quit, it will only make your life a living hell. Besides this is the best way to destroy your health, and is that not what you are trying to do. Just think you will be just like thousands maybe millions of other people who are on the same road.