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Italian men

One day I'ma go to a bigga hotel. Ina da morning I go downa to eatta breakfast. I

tella da waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She bring only one piss. I tell her I wanna two

pisses. She say to go to da toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate.

She say you better not piss on the plate, you sonna ma bitch! I don't even know da lady

and she calla me a sonna ma bitch!

Later I go to eatta lunch at da Duke Resturaunte. Da waitress bringa me a spoon

and knife , but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tella me everybody wanna fock. I

tella her, you no understand...I wanna fock onna da table! She say you better not fock

onna da table you sonna ma bitch!

So I go backa to my room inna hotel. There's no shits onna my bed. I calla da

manager and tella him I wanna shits. He tella me to go to the toilet. I say you no

understand...I wanna shits onna da bed. He say you better not shit on the bed you sonna

ma bitch!

Then I go to check out of da hotel, and da same man at the desk say "Peace to

you!" And I say "Piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch. I'm gonna go backa to Italy!!!"

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